Timothy Patterson is the Vice-Chair for Bomb Throwing of Vast Right Wing Conspiracy; Lieutenant General and Commander of the Gunpowder Legions of the Militant Wing of the Salvation Army; Founder of the Hereford Zone Maquis.
Opinionated, outspoken, and relatively uncouth, he believes that no politician is worthy of respect or deference merely because of their ascension to elected office. He holds this truth to be self-evident: honesty is always the best policy, even if it pisses people off.