According to the NAACP.  I am a racist.  I am white, I am conservative, and I believe in small, limited government.  Oh, and personal responsibility.  So that makes me a racist.  Fine, I can live with that.  You know why?  Because there are things I know that the liberal black leadership in this country refuses to admit, and until they do, it won’t matter what they call me… because it won’t fix the plight of actual living black Americans.

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No, not really. It's an SNL skit.  But, it's still funny.

Proving yet again that government is substantially incompetent, bereft of common sense, and generally a jobs program for those who can’t make it in private industry, the 2010 Census Form uses the word “negro” when asking about race.

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And for the record, yes, I am contract employee for the University of Maryland.  I went there for the leave package.